Field Marshall Random
The Field Marshall is the founder of the site and the lead contributor. He thinks writing in the third person is lame, so he has nothing further to add about himself.
Aja De Random
Is a girl who lives on the west coast of the USA. Bio coming soon, maybe.
Copy & Waste
Is a girl going to college because she doesn’t want to get a real job. She doesn’t like college either though, so she has time to share her sense of humor with the world. Thanks, American entertainment industry.
When she is not busy whoring around, The Commonwealth enjoys banjo music, fruit smoothies and listening to NPR.